WELCOME TO THE #1 SOLUTION FOR YOUR #2 PROBLEM!
Reinvent the Lemon is a small but mighty Chicago brand on a mission to make bathroom care feel elevated, funny, and actually enjoyable. Our product, Discreet Excretions, takes everyday moments (yes, that moment) and turns them into something fresh, confident, and beautifully designed. Every spray is crafted in small batches with luxury fragrance blends, clean ingredients, and a sense of humor that meets people exactly where they are. When you support us, you’re supporting local jobs, creative work, and a team building something real from the ground up—one discreet spritz at a time.
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Real reviews from real people!
"This is perfect in our RV. If you have an RV, you need this. You should sell this to people who own RVs."
Grayslake, IL
"Works exactly like it says. No more embarrassing bathroom smells at work. I do wish they had a travel size."
Washington
"Fast shipping, great packaging, and the product works exactly as described. Will definitely order again!"
Salt Lake City, UT
“I carry this in my purse, my car, my suitcase — basically wherever my bowels have trust issues. It’s an emotional support spray.”
Nashville, TN